Friday, November 6, 2009

Should The Perfect Wallet Be Stylish?

I can make a fairly serious argument as to why you don't need a stylish wallet. Consider.
  • Your wallet is usually only out of your bag - we're talking women here - for a few minutes at a time. Why pay for 6.5 minutes/per day worth of visuals?
  • When you are using your wallet, you are usually paying someone. If that someone doesn't have much money, the fact that you do might be sufficient affront. If that someone does have money, they probably want more of yours. No point in signaling there's anything for the taking.
  • If stuff falls out of your wallet, due to its stylish design, troubles ensue. Ugly troubles, which require communicating with robots over the telephone.
Buying a wallet is the moment for function over form. Case in point. My mother gave me The Cutest Wallet Ever. A birthday present. Chanel. With an adorable little embossed camellia as the decoration? Discrete logo? Oh yeah. Got my girl electrons flying. Set my teeth on edge with desire. But, too small to hold my hordes of cards. You know, the ones that a) entitle you to spend more than you have b) get prizes for when you have spent more than you have c) remind everyone that you are lucky enough to have medical AND dental insurance.

So I returned The Cutest Wallet Ever. And bought this one. Mr. Tod. Brown, pebbled, stitched.

Huge. If it had wheels I could drive it home. Card slots on the scale of Las Vegas. Profound happiness washed over me when I put it into my purse. The anxiety of stuffing cards into too few slots, the annoyance of hunting for said cards, the memory of the damage I did to poor Miss Ferragamo, these defeated the adorable camellia.

Poor Miss Ferragamo

Mr. Tod is cute enough. Soft leather, should last a long time. Travel with me. I'll get over the camellia. Some day.

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Anonymous Jan said...

"Huge. If it had wheels I could drive it home."

I think I own its...sister? Brother? Cousin? Whatever; I too have a behemoth of a wallet. And I love it.

November 6, 2009 at 7:47 AM  
Blogger Belle on Heels said...

truer words, my dear....i have a gorgeous vintage gucci wallet that is nonfunctional at best. stuff falls out of it all. the. time.

November 6, 2009 at 7:49 AM  
Anonymous midlife slices said...

That's the kind of wallet I carry too and it's WAY over stuffed and worn out and abused.....but very much loved.

November 6, 2009 at 7:49 AM  
Blogger lauren said...

i feel your pain; the discreet camellia is darling!

i confess that i, erm, don't use a wallet; the outer (outer!) zip pocket of my bag is a jumble of cards, cash, and lipstick. that i have never been pickpocketed could be proof that the universe indulges fools. i do own a wallet, a lovely simple thing that tells the story of a spy cat and a spy beaver; it comes out when i want to impress the gals from the high fashion mags in the cafeteria (and don't have pockets for my ATM card).

November 6, 2009 at 7:51 AM  
Blogger Buckeroomama said...

I have a very old, very battered, very tired-looking Hermes one, possibly the same size as your Tod's. I need my wallet to be that big. I need the slots and the partitions.

November 6, 2009 at 7:51 AM  
Blogger JMW said...

Yes, I chose style over function and it's not working out. Getting items in and out of the wallet without spilling other contents is near impossible. I need a much more practical wallet.

November 6, 2009 at 8:03 AM  
Blogger Ocean Girl said...

You demonstrate your points with precision! The only question is how long should a wallet be used and abused before we are recommended to change it. And also why is a handbag sometimes also called a pocketbook?

November 6, 2009 at 8:22 AM  
Blogger materfamilias said...

Absolutely with you on this one -- mine's not as big as yours, but it's similarly functional. I couldn't do ugly or tacky in the interest of function, but aesthetics have to be of the "form follows function" mode.

November 6, 2009 at 8:41 AM  
Blogger What a Splurge said...

Mine is big as a Buick. There is nothing stylish about it but I can retrieve a card, license or dollar bill in a flash. It weighs a ton and sits at the bottom of my handbag like an anchor. My one concession to aesthetics, it's a gorgeous shade of red.

November 6, 2009 at 9:01 AM  
Blogger Pink Martini said...

What was once my lovely purple Kate Spade wallet now looks like it should be placed in the paper bag in the garage waiting for 'the truck' to pick it up along with mismatched Tupperware. What can I do? She still serves me well. I cannot abandon her. She still has plenty of life in her. I feel the same way about tired looking plants. I am a nurturer.

November 6, 2009 at 10:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not sure I agree that the look of the thing is unimportant. Mine often goes "solo" in my hand when I run quick errands, go out for a casual dinner, etc.

I must confess to having a wardrobe of wallets. Certainly there is the small one for when I travel and need only ID, two major credit cards, and proof of insurance. Mainly, I do carry a Buick-sized one, but I have the regular (black) one and another in a brighter, more summery color.

November 6, 2009 at 10:53 AM  
Blogger mrs shortcake said...

I used to carry small, adorable wallets that were completely impractical. My current one is big, pink leather, and has a stitched cherry in the corner - but it's impeccably organized and easy to find things in!

November 6, 2009 at 12:11 PM  
Blogger Maureen@IslandRoar said...

Yeah, my wallet makes my children laugh at me and causes cashiers to stare. But I carry mine, and my kids, worlds within it. I keep trying to downsize but to no avail.
Now I'll feel a lot better about it, thank you very much!

November 6, 2009 at 1:55 PM  
Blogger Anoninoz said...

Do love the cute Camellia Chanel wallet.... but understand if it wasn't practical (sturdy gal et al!) At the moment I have a wonderful wallet that is on my Christmas wish list that is beautifully made, practical and a fun item too - I love it so much that I even wrote about it on my blog on November 3rd!

November 6, 2009 at 1:59 PM  
Blogger Ink Obsession Designs said...

I totally am guilty of choosing style over function, but I'm not sure if I'm quite ready to give that up! :)

November 6, 2009 at 3:39 PM  
Blogger lordfam said...

Spencer and Rutherford is mine, overstuffed but organized. I positively adore the Camellia Chanel! What a lovely image of quality. I suppose that if you carry the Chanel all you would need would be a platinum card and ID.
You must have struggled with that return. Your mother is a very generous gal; Silver flatware from The Vault and Chanel. Certainly other gifts "reeking of privilege" could grace the page, I am holding my breath in anticipation.

November 6, 2009 at 6:50 PM  
Blogger EntertainingMom said...

my wallet is embarrassing... it's not really a wallet but a plaid change purse my children picked out just for me!

I remember my mother telling me never to get a fancy wallet. She had an extraordinary one when I was young. It was stolen. There was no money in it -- or none to speak of. When you live in NYC you tend to get used to not carrying cash. Even back in the 70s. My mother had her plastic. The plastic could be replaced. The wallet could not. She mourned its loss. And that is when she told me never to get a really nice wallet!

November 7, 2009 at 8:40 AM  
Blogger Suburban Princess said...

For the Chanel I would've ditched some of the cards!

November 7, 2009 at 11:44 AM  
Blogger metscan said...

I appreciate a beautiful wallet. Great if it functions well too. I have too great ones, a light grey canvas LV for the summer months and a darling matte crocodile YSL for the winter months. These were expensive ones, the latter especially. But I justified the purchase by telling myself that this way I could learn to use my cards and euros sensibly ; ) Naturally it didnĀ“t quite work out the way I expected. But the wallets are still in excellent condition.

November 7, 2009 at 11:57 AM  
Blogger miss cavendish said...

I *must* have a zip-around wallet. I carry a patent zip Prada in deep wine. No gold logo, just a simple embossed one.

November 7, 2009 at 6:12 PM  
Blogger Duchesse said...

A wonderful wallet you got there, Lisa! Functional yet beautiful- the magic combo.
I say, everyone sees your wallet, sSo carry a nice one.

Mine is the same as Miss Cavendish's; Prada wallets are hardy.

November 8, 2009 at 5:50 AM  
Blogger LPC said...

I find myself wishing for photos of all these wallets. Well-worn, stylish, plastic change purses, and none at all. None at all, I would feel like my life was dandelion gone to seed, about to fly away on the air. I respect the bravery of none at all.

November 8, 2009 at 9:43 AM  
Anonymous julia::ordinarysaturdays said...

Style? What? Mine is green. It still closes. Good enough. The camellia is nice, though.

November 8, 2009 at 5:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Completely of the school that wallets, like underware, must be presentable.
Like my sock drawer - no one may see it or care, it but I know it looks good.......reverse domestic snobbery......! !

My grandmother always called hers her "pocketbook".

November 9, 2009 at 4:43 AM  
Blogger class-factotum said...

The plastic could be replaced. The wallet could not.

I got a functional, not completely unattractive, but not expensive purse at Goodwill to take on a trip to Europe. I did not want to take either of my much-beloved purses with me. If stolen, the credit cards could be replaced easily, but oh how I would mourn the loss of either purse. (You can see a photo in the link.)

November 9, 2009 at 7:44 AM  
Blogger Patsy said...

I have a need to make things much more complicated than necessary sometimes. I commute, so I lug all my bits and pieces in a cute messenger bag. But then I need to run an errand at lunch! Don't want to carry the big bag, but if I just take the wallet, I'll leave it on the counter at the Gap. So, I have a smaller bag in my bigger bag to carry the wallet and the cell phone.

~Sigh~ I'm like the old George Carlin routine about my stuff.......

November 9, 2009 at 10:40 AM  
Blogger Mouse said...

I need a Chanel something. And also dental insurance.

November 11, 2009 at 6:20 AM  
Blogger east side bride said...

I have the coolest Orla Kiely wallet EVER. It was a sample sale splurge, but it's BIG, with a change purse, all kinds of compartments and plenty of room for cards, a super durable zipper with a leather pull, and it's vinyl (so no worries about it getting wet when you put in on the table at a restaurant). Plus it has a rad coffee cup design. I get endless compliments and it makes me happy when I pull it out.

So there. You can have it all.

November 11, 2009 at 12:39 PM  
Blogger Peacock Feathers and Diamond Rings said...

I much prefer the Tod's one you chose to the Chanel. Good choice.

Mine is black and large. I really want to get a new, brown, one. But the black one is nice & in good condition, so I just cannot justify it.

November 13, 2009 at 6:37 AM  
Blogger LPC said...

You guys really make me laugh. Julia, you don't fool me. I saw those pillows you made...esb - yeah, you can have it all. Especially you. I do recommend dental insurance. That just polished feeling is as good as Chanel. And Peacock, I think it's good for the soul not to justify a new wallet just on the basis of color. But I could imagine a black wallet that could cause a sinking heart sometime.

November 13, 2009 at 10:18 PM  
Blogger Archivegirl said...

I hope you don't hate me for this but I recently purchased a Mulberry purse (soft dark grey leather-smells divine!) as a present for finishing my masters. It has so many pockets and zips but still manages to be absolutely beautiful and perfect. :D One very very happy girl!!


November 14, 2009 at 10:20 AM  

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